"Entourage" quotes...

Here are some funny quotes from the HBO show "Entourage" :


1. Turtle: I thought he quit?
Johnny Drama: "Cigarettes, not p***y".


2. Ari Gold to Eric : "Let's hug it out, bitch"


3. Ari Gold in his car: ""Hey! They drive that way in Tiananmen Square bitch?!"


4. Ari: "Just so you know, your girlfriend, when she was in the mailroom, offered to blow me. True story"


5. Ari to Emily: "Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it's fuckin' Normandie ! "


6. Drama: " If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar"
Turtle: "You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys "


7. Ari to Eric : "I wanna fuck Angelina Jolie, the only difference is, I might actually have a shot"


8. Eric: "Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? He’s not even Hispanic."
Ari: "Yeah and Hillary Swank has a vagina and she won an Oscar for pretending she had a dick. That’s what actors do they pretend"


9. Drama to the guys: " You better save yourself some coins. I remember I broke up with stacy larusso a week before valentine's day, I got back with her a week after, No chocolate, no roses.."
Eric: "No class ! "

10. Eric: " I'm not searching out a girl just to f** her"
Drama: " Why not ? "
Eric: " 'Cause It's mean ! "
Drama: "No, no, no, mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride a bike home after I assf** her."