Barney: "It's gonna be legen... wait for it... dary!"
Barney: "Look, our forefathers died for the "pursuit of happiness," okay? Not for the "sit around and wait of happiness." Now if you want, we can go to the same bar, drink the same beer, talk to the same people every day or you can lick the Liberty Bell. You can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it. "
-Barney to Ted: "You dumped a porn star? Friendship over. "
Ted:" Barney !"
Barney: "FRIENDSHIP OVER !"
A geek outside a club (lily and robin showed their boobs to the doorman): "Those were the four greatest and only breasts I have ever seen. "
Ted: "How can a pumpkin costume be sexy? "
Robin: "It was carved in strategic locations. "
Barney: "Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression"
1 comment:
Those quotes were hilarious! Especially the last one. Who would have guessed that Doogie Howser would make such a huge comeback and be this funny? Anyways, my name is Jamie and I work for Matchstick, a word of mouth marketing company in Toronto and we're looking for people in Montreal to try out a new ipod charger.
If you're interested then you can check out www.matchstick.ca/energi or you can email me at jamie@matchstick.ca if you have questions.
Love your blog man, it was hilarious. Take care,
Jamie
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